Friday, September 12, 2008

pepper sprayed

so in order to carry pepper spray as a guard at byu, you must first be pepper sprayed. its a process that most young guards, including myself, have gone through. sure, it its painful and embarassing, but considering its my only weapon against any and all of the perverts who sneak into the motion picture studio, its worth it, i think. it is not worth it for someone like...say...the museum of art guards. what if they miss the pervert and accidentally douse a monet in pepper spray? not worth it. besides, the byu museum of art is like 2o feet away from the campus police dept. i would just call one of those guys oveer and have him tased.

enjoy the picture show

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